Tags: relax

We had a problem, we have a solution, we marched to enforce human rights for all, we fixed finance, and we imagined (again) how the world could be, then we figured out why is not and where to find money to make it

… but they also find the hidden threats in our world, and they make us fix it.

  • [ ] Eradicate Vatican City from Rome Edit 2012, Plan B: send S. Peter sq. to Jerusalem Edit 2013 (my israeli friend didn’t like the idea to host the chatolics too), Plan C: build a wall around Vatican City; equip full auto armed drones to patrol the wall and ballistas to trow in food and antibiotics from time to time. Wait for middle-east to peace off. Then switch back to Plan B.
    • [ ] Add 2013: Visit Auschwitz-Birkenau and Dachau to derive some good ideas.
    • [ ] Add 2013: Ask dutch, japanese, koreans and singaporians how to build proper high density housings.
    • [ ] Add 2013: Buy a steamroller to cram all the catholics inside Vatican City.
  • [X] Define ‘I’
  • [ ] Define ‘We’
  • [X] Hack my family
  • [X] Hack my nation
    • [X] update the constitution
    • [X] trigger constitutional exceptions
    • [X] change voting system
    • [ ] mandate publishing the law on The Internet
    • [ ] mandate publishing of previous judicial sentences on The Internet
    • [X] wait for arts (liberal and not) practitioners to come home
  • [X] Hack my continent
  • [X] Hack United Nations
    • [ ] Reform the General Assembly, make spherical its parliament.
    • [ ] Reform the Security Council, randomise it.
    • [ ] Erase any department, commission. Urgent: delete hate speech and turism ones.
    • [ ] Add 2013: send Laura Boldrini back to UNHCHR and be sure that they don’t trow her back to us again.
  • [ ] Remote control my lawyer Edit 2013: Get rid of my lawyer and find another one.
  • [X] Stay away from my natural jurisdiction: find a shelter
  • [X] Identify another place to settle down
  • [ ] Change job
  • [X] Find a girlfriend
  • [X] Hack the judicial system of my natural jurisdiction
    • [ ] re-introduce justice in the judicial system
      • [ ] make the trials cheaper
      • [ ] make the trials shorter
        • [ ] Add 2014: parallelise the second (merit check) and the third (formal integrity) grade of judgment to shorten timings (example: Aaron Swartz movie)
      • [ ] make a lawyer optional
      • [ ] re-introduce juries
    • [ ] anonymise courts and juries trough computer-aided double-blind procedures
    • [X] make court members liable
    • [ ] mandate notifications of ‘archiviazioni’
    • [ ] reimbourse ‘misure cautelari’
  • [ ] Guess the right courthouse and apply for a ‘good character’ certificate
  • [ ] Guess the right courthouse and deposit the ‘good character’ certificate to get reimbursement
  • [ ] Find something useful to do with DNA
  • [ ] Print my ID and change identity
  • [ ] Print my money and fuck off the banks
    • Add 2012: BitCoin!
  • [ ] Move to the place and settle down
  • [ ] Go back to the gym: kickboxing or alike
  • [ ] Study hamiltonian math and answer the question “why the fuck do I believe in quantum physics?”
  • [X] Wait for our enlightened presidents&popes to fix the world
  • [ ] Read any of the best books ever
  • [ ] Write a book
  • [ ] Make a kid (or find one)
  • [ ] Be Happy

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